My girlfriend hates you

We've been friends since 1993
you've always been there for me
So how can I say this to you
I think our time together is through

I just found out that this could be the end
And its all because of my girlfriend
We were close as brothers, yes its true
But it turns out she just hates you

I love all the time we hang out
and all the things we talk about
But she thinks you kind of suck
I think we are out of luck

I just found out that this could be the end
And its all because of my girlfriend
We were close as brothers, yes its true
But it turns out she just hates you

It seems I have a choice to make
between a friend and a future mate
How long until I have to choose
Which of the two will I Iose?

I just found out that this could be the end
And its all because of my girlfriend
We were close as brothers, yes its true
But it turns out she just hates you

Like Glue

Just some lyrics.

You stick with me no matter what I do
So close together it kinda feels like glue
No matter what I do I can't get rid of you

She threw out all my clothes when she moved in
Took all my stuff into a storage bin
Painted the bathroom an ugly shade of pink
All her stuff is in my sink
Don't know why I just give in

You stick with me no matter what I do
So close together it kinda feels like glue
No matter what I do I can't get rid of you

Everytime I wake up her face I see
She just won't seem to let me be
I want to be alone for a while
Find the place where I lost my smile

You stick with me no matter what I do
So close together it kinda feels like glue
No matter what I do I can't get rid of you

The worse part is that I really care
How she feels when I'm there
She begs and pleads
For all of her needs
I'm all torn up and its not fair

You stick with me no matter what I do
So close together it kinda feels like glue
No matter what I do I can't get rid of you

The Librarian Girfriend song

I wrote this about a year ago, and it still makes me laugh...

I sat down and wrote you a love letter
you read it and told me it would be better
if it was written in iambic pentameter

so I got a book about Shakespeare
I'll do anything for you dear

My librarian girlfriend

We went to see a movie
you wore a green sweater
you leaned in close to me
said the book was much better

Thats when I knew
that I was in love with you

My librarian girlfriend

I remember the day I melted your heart
I read you some sonnets
and we made out on your bookcart

I'm so glad after I checked that book out
I came back inside and poured my heart out

My librarian girlfriend